Reverse Mortgage: Lift Me To Heaven
I was driving my kids to school today and heard an advertisement for a movie that was so real and so frightening that I almost drove my car off the road. The movie is called Drag Me To Hell and yet not having seen the movie, I am already scared on several levels. First of all the entire conflict starts when an elderly woman walks into her local bank to ask for an extension on her loan. The bank manager, in an attempt not to roll over and show any degree of pity, denies the extension. Oh my, the first horror is realized as I imagine myself in the elderly woman’s shoes. What would I do? They could make a horror movie out of that in and of itself. But the plot thickens as the elderly woman casts an evil spell that brings fierce demons upon the bank manager, forcing her to suffer greatly before her decent into hell. Double the horror, what if loan officers who couldn’t push a loan through suffered similar consequences? Not only would they not receive any commission, but they would undergo the most unpleasant of fates. Well if Forward Mortgages, and the trouble and pain people around the country are feeling in this present time, represent the path to hell, than perhaps I can offer an alternative. Allow me to tell you about the movie I want to produce. Its called Lift Me To Heaven. Its about an elderly gentleman who walks into a bank and asks for an extension on his loan, allowing him time to gather some finances. The bank manager kindly listens to the old man and finally tells him about the Revere Mortgage. The elderly man is amazed at her kindness. The bank manager explains how the reverse mortgage will allow him to pay off all of his debt as well as provide him with an income for the rest of his remaining years in the home. Now he is just ecstatic. His problems are solved and his once evil heart melts away like the Warlock in Santa Clause is Coming to Town. Now I really wanted to end the story with the old man reaching across and kissing the young pretty bank manager, thus transforming himself back into the young prince he once was. But of course that would mean that he would no longer be qualified for the reverse mortgage be much younger than the required 62 years old. But perhaps we could end the story by allowing the young bank manager/maiden, to inherit his small kingdom in years to come.
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August 2nd, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Thank you very much for the article
August 12th, 2011 at 5:18 am
Its really a nice way to make people know how to behave and be little considerate in need.
October 15th, 2011 at 6:04 am
Reverse mortgage is a good option to deal with. You have shared nice information. I was searching for it. Thanks for such post.
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November 11th, 2011 at 4:59 am
The three biggest benefits are putting money aside, makes me feel secure, and being able to buy what’s needed for my- self and my family. Security for the surviving spouse, no monthly payments, more cash for the things we need. I get to keep my home, have money, and peace of mind!